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WTF? [11 Jan 2005|12:00am]
[ mood | cold ]

Maybe this would've been a better post for random society. I was at work today and a fucking mosquito flew by my face. I recall hearing something from biology class that mosquitoes lay dorment throughout the winter. WTF, dude?

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Wrote a song today. [05 Jan 2005|12:08am]
[ mood | bouncy ]

Yeah, and recorded it. Included in the instrumentation was my Hohner accordion, along with some new percussion toys I just purchased.
2.Egg shakers
3.Super Guiro
5.Bike bell
6.Toy gun
7.cordless screwgun
8.cordless circular saw

It's full of fun too!

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[03 Jan 2005|05:02pm]
[ mood | crazy ]

Yeah! 2005 means throwing out all of your old files, going back to school, spending less time on drugs, balancing the (mountain dew:water) ratio, and it might be a good idea to stop that damn smoking.

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Poor Tommy [21 Jul 2004|05:56pm]
[ mood | contemplative ]

Tommy, my beautiful nephew, was born with cerebral palsy because of an annapolis hospital doctor's error. He has made much progress over the 5 years since birth, although his right leg is the only functioning limb on his body. He underwent some testing yesterday at U of M for this device that injects some kind of fluid into his spine in order to loosen up his muscles, which would allow him to move his other limbs more freely. My brother Tom and Mom were there with him for what I heard was a excruciatingly painful test. The good news is that he may get this device put into his body permanently, which would cancel the need for regular botox shots and other painful checkups that are part of his current routine. I posted a picture of him earlier for all who would like to catch a glance of my amazing, cuddly godson and hero, Baby Tommy. Get em' boy!

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Happy Father's Day [20 Jun 2004|04:59pm]
[ mood | ecstatic ]

It's today, on the same day as my birthday. And it's my brother Tommy's birthday. We celebrate our dad, and he celebrates us. Things should be back to normal tomorrow, when we celebrate a hard day's work.

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Happy birthday Pops [19 May 2004|10:13pm]
[ mood | calm ]

Took pops out for his birthday today(48). Spent 42 bucks. See you next year dad.

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My band name [11 May 2004|05:46pm]
[ mood | fortified ]

Dillinger Escape Plan
Kiley, Rilo

Frank Zappa
At The Drive In
Kid Dynamite

Mahavishnu Orchestra
Alkaline Trio
TOm Waits
Secret Chiefs 3

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[30 Mar 2004|05:18pm]
[ mood | woke up refreshed! ]

Represent what? My new record label. My first release (The Industry Standard) will be scheduled for summer of 2005. Mark your headstones.

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Ben was correct [28 Mar 2004|04:16pm]
[ mood | sasketchewan ]

The new Blonde Redhead CDLP is worth continuous concentration

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Always had it pretty good. [26 Jan 2004|07:43pm]
[ mood | artistic ]

Got my brother's old Grand Prix in place of my broken ass cavalier Today. This is the first post in a while for me. I'm enjoying tonight thus far. May all be as gleeful as me.

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color your brain this halloween [15 Oct 2003|02:02pm]
[ mood | thoughtful ]

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nollips [19 Sep 2003|01:43pm]
[ mood | accomplished ]

i think i am going to let "the score" by the fugees play in my stereo 24-7 until it stops working.

it's been going for 12 hours and counting.. i will keep you updated.

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Where my boys at? [02 Sep 2003|12:10am]
[ mood | aggravated ]

Lucky me to finish off my labor day weekend with my little brother's juvenile friends polluting my house with foolishness. This kid I met just the other day actually asked me for one of my frozen pizzas? I'll strap the motherfucker to my front door as a warning for all the underage terds who dare enter my estate in search of a good meal. That's what kind of a party I'm having here. The rest of the weekend was killer. The Kish had a nice gathering the other night. Joey's 25th birthday was FREAKIN' great. Only those that were there will understand this, because I refuse to expose my most unexpected sexual behavior that the night contained.

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I Win I win I Win! [31 Aug 2003|05:50pm]
[ mood | bouncy ]

I'm pretty sure that there is a great deal of Taco Bell consumers in here. Are you guys familiar with the little water tank on the counter that you can drop change into and win either a taco, a bean burrito, or nachos if you land your change on a platform? Well, I dropped a quarter in that bitch and conquered the bean burrito. I'd love to say that my win was that of skill and dexterity, but I can't. They built a little device in the water tank that bubbles up so as to carry your change away from your desired platform. Unfortunately for them, it must've been clogged up, for their was barely enough bubbles to tickle the underbelly of a guppy. And, as you all know, a quarter weighs much more than a guppy; rendering your friend Dirk victorious. For all that are familiar with the Garden City Taco Bell: Go there today and win yourself a bean burrito for a quarter. You could eat a meal for 75 cents.

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earth bong [26 Aug 2003|02:31pm]
[ mood | gravy ]

a pic of me and my special lady at the beach.

touch my tooter.

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a good weekend [24 Aug 2003|11:15pm]
[ mood | contemplative ]

I'd say it was a marvelous weekend. I got to hang with all the dudes that mean the planet to me. My buddy Gavin has just returned from Japan, in which he had a most eventful summer spent riding bikes everywhere and tasting some new foods. It was nice to talk with him of their culture, and to compare the Japanese way of life with the one I am so familiar with on my side of the ocean.

I was also just thinking a little bit ago about taking a break from the gonja smoke. It's so easy to just hit the spliff every day. I guess I just want to feel like I get more shit done in my day, albeit I have spent a great deal of my free time being productive in some way. Maybe I'm being a little too hard on myself. Nevertheless, it can't hurt to change things up a little. I'll see you around Mary Jane.

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jay drives a topaz [23 Aug 2003|03:20pm]
[ mood | high ]

My LiveJournal Sitcom
Visiting sleepyear (TNN, 6:30): sleepyear (Joan Collins) likes couchs, but neverendingjoey (Julie Andrews) thinks they're disgusting. Afterwards, pseudoscience (Jada Pinkett) and tasukigirl (Morgan Freeman) try out for a volleyball team. Later, russian_rockets (Hank Azaria) discovers that mastakillah (Dennis Hopper) is taking the Coriolis effect lessons. Zany antics follow.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)
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I'm Lika a Chocoholic, But For Booze [22 Aug 2003|10:41pm]
[ mood | anxious ]

"Relax. One more little cupcake won't hurt. You already weigh 426 pounds. Go ahead, indulge your deathly addiction to chocolate."

I'm sure everybody reading this knows of one person that just can't kick those hershey cravings. Well, that's how I am too, with one minor detail. Instead of chocolate, I crave booze. Just the thought of going two hours without it is impossible. It can't be done.

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ham bath [22 Aug 2003|02:58pm]
[ mood | amused ]

i asked this customer at work on a date today, and she said something in spanish and left.. so technically, since i don't speak spanish.. who knows, she may have said yes.

last night i ate a magnet for five dollars.

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Lack of productivity = abundance of daydreaming [17 Aug 2003|11:05pm]
[ mood | hospitable ]

I just moved in with my brother after his marriage of 5 years ended. we are lucky enough to have a big mirror over our sink across from the shower. I couldn't help but laugh at the sight of myself butt naked in that mirror when I opened the shower curtain. Am I having fun yet?

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